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7.7.11

what do you do if this was you........

HORRY COUNTY, SC (WMBF) – Most emergency dispatchers are not expecting a phone call requesting to go to jail. In recently released 911 tapes, it is clear the emergency operator did not expect to hear the bizarre reasoning behind the emergency call, all of which originated in the bedroom.The Horry County Police Department responded to a domestic incident in mid-June after a woman called 911 saying her husband wanted her to go to jail after she slapped him when he reportedly refused to have sex with her.According to a police report, officers responded to a home along Strand Drive around noon on June 17 in reference to a domestic dispute. Upon arrival, officers were told by the wife that she and her husband were arguing and she slapped him.She also told officers her husband was going to call the police, so she would do it for him, according to the report.The husband claimed she never hit him and she just wanted to go to the J. Reuben Long Detention Center.WMBF News obtained a copy of the 911 call made by the wife. In it, she told the dispatcher her husband wanted her to go to jail."Basically I slapped him this morning because he wouldn't have sex with me, and he hasn't had sex with me in a couple of months, so I slapped him across the face and he wants me to go to jail," reported the caller. "I guess it would be a CDV since I touched him."The wife then told the dispatcher she was going to change clothes and get ready for the police to arrive, because she didn't want to go to jail in a sweatshirt and a pair of boxer shorts she was wearing at the time.WMBF News has provided the entire 911 call. The names, address and phone number of those involved have been edited to protect their identity.

If you are the police responding to this call, when you arrive and hear why she called how do you tell them to resolve this situation?

D Professor:
She must have been ugly with a side of ugly.
Most women are the ones not giving it up. Real talk homeboy must have the itch and scratch disease and he couldnt bring himself to give it to his woman. The police should have made him take a STD test and let his wife tase his azz after the results came back. KARMA.

Hero: I would have told them they either needed to have sex right then and there or both of they asses are going straight to jail! Ain't nobody got time to be responding to sex calls when its pedophiles and cold hard murderers running the streets..Just to confuse them a lil more I would have sent him to the female jail and her to the male jail sooner or later they'd both be satisfied...or dead.

Ebizz: Well i got 2 ways to handle this one, Mike Epps and Snoop already outlined everything involved here a while back and you can pretty much call it the theme song for this...... So the Cop should have just played this song before he decided who he was taking to jail....(...whoever gets the phone first, the other one going to jail...)

Option number 2: call up the Cuddler and no police would have ever needed to be involved......

Shout out to Aaron, the real Cuddler

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