1. No Church in the Wild (ft. Frank Ocean) - Thought the beat was kinda average at first to be honest wit yall. But the sh*t been growin on me. The fact that Jay brought back one of his most boring flows...the same one he used on Pray off American Gangster...didnt help nothin tho. Yeezy drops his least EMPHASIZED bars in a minute n gets the green light from Jiggaman to bring autotune back. I dont kno what hour in the day this sh*t was recorded but it sounds like some 5 AM sh*t. In the end tho... both them niggas got the job done n start sh*t off on the rite foot nahmean. The victim of Breezy's high pitched goon squad attack did his thing too.
2. Lift Off (ft. Beyonce) - I almost aint wanna even comment on this sh*t son.... I dont even kno what to say bout it yo. This sh*t sounds like the anthem the fairies in Ferngully would use to go to war against evil humans to or some sh*t b. This sh*t is like Shia LeBeouf in song form yo. Lissenin to this sh*t is like havin ya ears penetrated by a million microscopic dicks namsayin. sh*t sounds like niggas doin aerobics on a magical cloud of daisies. How many meadows did Kanye cartwheel across before he decided to make this beat? Seriously yo.... Jus how many lily pads did the nigga skip across the pond on before he got inspired to make some sh*t like this? Definitely one a the worst songs Jay ever been involved in...thats includin those lame joints off Vol 3 wit Amil n Mariah or the worst songs off Kingdom Come....EVEN the Timbo joints off Blueprint 3. Like this joint is SOFT son. Guess thats why Jay only spit like 5 n a half bars on it. Its like the song Yung Berg would play before he goes n commits his latest string of L's. sh*t is jus terrible son...especially since it took like 6 niggas to produce this muthafu*ka.
3. Niggas in Paris - If you can ignore the homoerotic title the sh*t actually aint bad son. I prefer it once the beat changes up tho. It starts off soundin like some sh*t them Young Money niggas mighta left behind in the studio one day. Like I swear I can hear Gudda Gudda gettin his mediocre on in the background for the first 2:43 minutes. But then sh*t gets dramatic n its all good yo. it aint really the monster track niggas made that sh*t out to be tho.
4. Otis (ft. Otis Redding) - First off they need to not be actin like Otis Redding is a "featured" artist on this sh*t. Since when do niggas sample a dude n then call that sh*t a feature. Son aint even been alive for like 40 years b. Otis Redding is my dude tho...so dont get that sh*t twisted son. That bein said...this sh*t still goes nahmean. Folks been divided on this joint for a minute...but that aint stop the dozen hasbeen ass niggas who hopped on this sh*t from strugglin the fu*k out on it (Im lookin at you DMX).
5. Gotta Have It - This sh*t probably the least Neptunes soundin beat the Neptunes ever produced yo. Not sayin thats a bad thing tho. Im glad they aint bring no bongos or space sounds to this sh*t g. Niggas is jus tradin bars on some back n forth sh*t n basically talkin bout the usual sh*t they do. Kinda jus a filler joint nahmean. It probably wont be the next single or nothin...but its still a ill joint namsayin. This sh*t also got The Godfather of Soul's voice all over it...but they aint put "featuring James Brown" on the tracklist for some reason. Guess they missed that one.
6. New Day - "Me n the RZA connect"....thats a nice little quasi-hook rite ther namsayin. Sorry yo...this aint the 36 Chambers RZA...but it aint the "fu*kin ridicalish" aint had a meal in a hot minute soundin RZA neither yo. It basically dont sound like a RZA joint at all son. He aint bring out the pointy ass rings n get on his BONG BONG sh*t or nothin but the god did his thing namsayin. sh*t has Kanyes fingerprints all over it still tho.
7. Thats My bi*ch - I aint the biggest fan a this sh*t rite here yo. It aint horrible or nothin but I remember when this sh*t was unleashed at the end a last year n it still aint grow on me like that. Its got all that retro hip hop sh*t happenin on it but I aint feelin the end results like that. Not sayin its wack....but I be skippin this joint usually.
8. Welcome To The Jungle - If Jay gon insist on usin this niggas bullsh*t ass beats still...the least he can do is make sure that Swizzy dont go near the booth yo. Ayo Snoop Budden...nobody gon need to hear you gettin ya "One hand in the air if you dont really care" on durin the hooks to no joints ever ever ever again son. Jus go back to contaminatin whats left of Alicia Keys n stop cashin in those favors niggas owe you to get on these high profile joints you malnourished ass lookin muthafu*ka. Son been urinatin wackness on these songs for years now b.... so can we jus acknowledge that the nigga got no business actin like he kno how to put together a hook now n stop lettin this whippet lookin muthafu*ka get near a mic?
9. Who Gon Stop Me - Now THIS sh*t is a problem yo. When it started the god was like ok cool....you kno...I was enjoyin it....the bassline was soundin like a lion growlin n sh*t. There wasa ill mood to it. Im diggin the joint namsayin....but then it starts really transformin into a monster after a couple minutes....n its like yo...we got a serious contender for best song on the album now. By the middle it sounds like niggas is drivin Lamborghinis around in the studio n drums is hittin like automatic weapons. I love this track son.
10. Murder to Excellence - Another ill joint. Not a lot I can say bout it tho son. If you heard it you kno its jus a solid track namsayin. Like a lotta these songs its got a change up in the beat halfway through. If I had to guess Id say its probably Wyclef's favorite song on the album tho.
11. Made In America (ft. Frank Ocean) - First of all son....Lionel Richie called from 1986 n said he wants his song back yo. Word. Sade jus holla'd on twitter to say this sh*t is soft as fu*k namsayin. I think Elton John wants to conceive babies to this joint b. Drake said he gon soak in his lotion pool to this sh*t rite here for like a week son. I think Wiz Khagina is scissorin wit Amber Rose to this sh*t rite now as we speak yo. I heard this sh*t gon be used for the next Gwyneth Paltrow movie too. I dont kno how the same nigga that did Who Gon Stop Me had anything to do wit this sh*t but apparently he did nahmean. This sh*t sounds like two niggas hang glidin over the ocean together at sunset holdin hands son. I think this is bout to be on Yung Berg's yoga playlist. I cant fu*k wit this sh*t at all b. This sh*t is like audio lesbian comin out my speakers son.
12. Why I Love You (ft. Mr Hudson) - Its almost like they knew they couldnt end the album on that Made In America sh*t. Contrary to the title n the fact that it says "featuring Mr Hudson" on this muthafu*ka....this sh*t goes hard yo. Mr Hudson does his thing too son. I fu*ks wit this joint forreal forreal. Might even be my favorite tomorrow.
this review better than the album
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